Funny Bunny............

  1. this is sooooo bad!


    a man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.


    he swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.



    the driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit. much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.



    the driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.




    a beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over. she steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong. "i feel terrible," he explains, "i accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."



    the blonde says, "don't worry."




    she runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. she walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.



    the rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.




    ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

    the man is astonished.

    he runs over to the woman and demands, "what is in that can? what did you spray on that rabbit?"

    the woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.


    it says...

    (are you ready for this?)

    ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' (are you sure?)

    ' ' ' ' ' ' '(this is bad!)

    ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' (it's not even a blonde joke!)

    ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' (you can still stop here)

    ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' (you know you're gonna be sorry!)


    ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '(last chance)


    ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' '(ok, here it is.. you're gonna hate me !)



    ' ' ' ' ' ' ' it says, "hair spray - restores life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
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  2. 10 Comments

  3. by   Havin' A Party!
    You fibbed, J: that is a blonde joke!?!?
  4. by   jnette
    Quote from LarryG
    You fibbed, J: that is a blonde joke!?!?
    dunno..... :imbar the email didn't say... :chuckle
  5. by   JACALA_CL
    Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
    A: A receding hare line.

    Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    A: Its been nice gnawing you.

    Q: The more he takes away the bigger it becomes. What is it?
    A: A rabbit hole.

    Q: How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
    A: They both have cotton tails.

    Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
    A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

    Q: What would you call a rabbit who is mad at the sun?
    A: A hot cross bunny.

    Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
    A: A honey bunny.

    Q: How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
    A: They both have big ears.

    Q: Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?
    A: Because it runs.

    Q: Why is a rabbit like a cent?
    A: Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
  6. by   jnette
    Those were great !!!! :chuckle
  7. by   jemb
    Anybody else remember the true bunny funny when the rabbit attacked the president? Wasn't it Jimmy Carter, and during a speech somewhere?

    An attack rabbit vs President of the US!!! What a legacy!
  8. by   jnette
    Quote from jemb
    Anybody else remember the true bunny funny when the rabbit attacked the president? Wasn't it Jimmy Carter, and during a speech somewhere?

    An attack rabbit vs President of the US!!! What a legacy!

    Noooooooooooo !!! I don't REMEMBER that one !!! :chuckle
  9. by   nursebedlam
    aarrh ya got me
  10. by   Shamrock
    HA, I remember that!!. It was not during a speech but while fishing. That darn rabbit was SWIMMING towards the President's boat, hissing and baring his big bunny teeth.
  11. by   Havin' A Party!
    Folks, think our sense of the comedic here has been significantly lowered. ;>)
  12. by   JACALA_CL
    CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE FOR THE CARTER RABBIT PIC


    http://WWW.NARSIL.ORG/POLITICS/CARTE...ER_RABBIT.HTML
    Last edit by JACALA_CL on May 17, '04

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