What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

Nurses Humor Nursing Q/A

As many of you know by now, Kim Kardashian had her baby. As if you couldn't miss all the annoying coverage over every single detail. They named that poor kid North West. What are some of the funniest/weirdest/most unusual baby names you have seen? Could be a patient or someone you know in your personal life. And if you are someone with one of those odd names did you just learn to live with it or would you change it.

Specializes in hospice.

My son had a classmate named Precious. No lie, that was her legal name.

Can you imagine being a 30 year old woman and trying to been taken seriously with a name like Precious?

I hope her middle name is usable.

Agreed. Who's gonna hire a kid with a name like that? Hopefully when she's 18 she'll pick her own name

Specializes in PACU.

I had a family friend name their daughter Jewelieyanna (Julianna). Not an unusual name (when spelled correctly) but a ridiculous/idiotic spelling though...

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Mom went to school with a fellow named Harry Zass.

Specializes in Pediatrics, Emergency, Trauma.
In the news recently.

Two actors who portrayed Santa Claus and an elf at a shopping mall in Orange County have been fired after turning away a 7-year-old autistic girl and her service dog, officials said.

Abcde (pronounced Ab-Suh-Dee) Santos waited in line with her family and the dog, named Pup-Cake, for more than 30 minutes at the Shops at Mission Viejo before the incident occurred Sunday, according to Julie Marie Miller, a spokeswoman for the Santoses.

I was about to post this. :yes:

Specializes in Emergency/Trauma/Critical Care Nursing.
My son had a classmate named Precious. No lie, that was her legal name.

Can you imagine being a 30 year old woman and trying to been taken seriously with a name like Precious?

I hope her middle name is usable.

When I first read this I kept thinking "How the heck would it be better to be named Precious Usable?" Lmao.. long night at work!

I came across a baby girl named L-ah , pronounced La-Dash-Ah, and her big brother Abcde, which after reading some of the these post seems to be catching on.

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.

My brother. who is a mechanic, told me he worked on a customers car & the customers name was La-Ah. It must be quite a popular name & I just don't know it.

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Yeah, so far I have never run across any of the 'dash' names or the 'jello' kids......but reading this Names thread and the previous one, it would seem that 1/4 of the population in the USA would be carrying these names.

Specializes in hospice.
my all time favorite: Felony.

Dear Lord.

My husband's dad was a deputy sheriff, and they had two Huskies they called Misde and Felo (pronounced like Misty and Fellow). Short for misdemeanor and felony.

It was cute.....because they were DOGS.

When I first read this I kept thinking "How the heck would it be better to be named Precious Usable?" Lmao.. long night at work!

I actually loled

Mom at our hospital named hers L-a pronounced Ldasha

+ Add a Comment