Funniest/weirdest/most unusual baby names - page 35

by nirvana1

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Hi all! As many of you know by now, Kim Kardashian had her baby. As if you couldn't miss all the annoying coverage over every single detail. They named that poor kid North West. What are some of the funniest/weirdest/most... Read More


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    Not the actual name but the spelling of it.

    Dwain.

    I've bought craft stuff from DS Smith for years on a popular online auction site and the seller has always signed DS Smith. Yesterday's package was signed Dwain. Dwain?? As in "Dwain the bathtub. I'm dwouning?!" I know... I know... sometimes I'm still nine!
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    I may have mentioned this already and I'm too tired/lazy to go and see if I can find out if I actually did.....once I heard of a patient who named her baby girl "vagina" and pronounced it "vageena". Poor child......
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    My 2 absolute favorites.....La-a (pronounced Ladasha) and Abcde (pronounced absidy). No...I am not joking....I couldn't make this up if I tried!
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    Quote from kakamegamama
    I may have mentioned this already and I'm too tired/lazy to go and see if I can find out if I actually did.....once I heard of a patient who named her baby girl "vagina" and pronounced it "vageena". Poor child......
    My cousin is a social worker in a large city that isn't in the south but borders the south and has very
    Southern feel sometimes. A woman in her twenties, from the neighboring hill country was put on bed rest in the hospital while pregnant with twins. She didn't have electricity or indoor plumbing at home.
    She loved watching TV and watched the PBS series Victoria Regina with rapt attention.

    When her baby girls arrived a few weeks later, she named them Regina (pronounced Regeena) and
    Vagina (pronounced Vageena) which absolutely no one could talk her out of. She was required by the state to change little Vagina's name spelling to the way it was pronounced, but still... AACCKK!

    I've wondered who baby Vageena finally grew up to be. Poor kid!
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    Quote from sali22
    Honestly I don't believe anyone is named shithead, la-a, lemonjello, orangejello, female, abcde. Let's not post the same urban legends over and over again like the other thread.
    My cousin is a school principal. A very proper lady and she said she has had a student named shithead poor kid.
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    I used to work in pathology before I became a nursing student. We had some bloodwork on a set of newborn twins named "orangejello" and "lemonjello". I didn't believe it at first and made the tech show me the vials. Sure enough....

    Supposedly, they were pronounced "or-AHN-gelo" and "leh-MON-gelo".

    Poor babies.
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    I'm reading a magazine story right now where a mother has 8 kids with 5 unusual names: Mace, Law, Jett, Ginx, Oren. I also once read of a family of boys named Ringo Starr, Mickjagger and Elvis.
    In RL, my brother knows a girl named Tequila.
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    I worked in L&D for 12 years, and have seen some very interesting names! I have personally taken care of at least 3 Tequilas, a Hennasey, and a Tangaray(spelled that way). One lady named her baby girl Lyrica (pronounced Lie-reeka) because she saw the pen for the drug Lyrica that a drug rep had given me!


    Much love,
    Alysia
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    A family friend recently named her baby Simeon, after a man in the Bible. I can only hope he doesn’t accumulate a lot of monkey-themed nicknames.


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