What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

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As many of you know by now, Kim Kardashian had her baby. As if you couldn't miss all the annoying coverage over every single detail. They named that poor kid North West. What are some of the funniest/weirdest/most unusual baby names you have seen? Could be a patient or someone you know in your personal life. And if you are someone with one of those odd names did you just learn to live with it or would you change it.

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A family friend recently named her baby Simeon, after a man in the Bible. I can only hope he doesn’t accumulate a lot of monkey-themed nicknames.

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I recently came across a Phalicity lol

When I was an undergrad, I worked in the campus sign shop. We made parking stickers , road signs and name plates for the college. One time I got a work order for a nameplate for one "Placenta Jackson" in a satellite campus's student services office. I was intrigued, so I called her at her office and asked her to confirm the spelling. "By the way," I added, "that's a lovely name. How did you come by it?" "Well, when I was born," the woman reported, "the doctor said 'Here's the placenta.' And my mom liked it so much that's what she named me!"

Honestly I don't believe anyone is named shithead, la-a, lemonjello, orangejello, female, abcde. Let's not post the same urban legends over and over again like the other thread.

Actually I know a girl named La-a !!

I'm reading a magazine story right now where a mother has 8 kids with 5 unusual names: Mace, Law, Jett, Ginx, Oren. I also once read of a family of boys named Ringo Starr, Mickjagger and Elvis.

In RL, my brother knows a girl named Tequila.

I love Mickjagger, Ringo Starr, and Elvis! But my personal all-time favorite is JerMajesty (I've also seen it as Jer'Majesty), Jermaine Jackson's child. :roflmao:

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The twins who do our yard work are Roofus and Riley. They're twins.

Poor kids!

My son name is Abcd pronounce as Ab-c.d. My daughter is named Xyz(xy-Z)

My cousin named her baby Ralph Lauren after the brand name.lol

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My son name is Abcd pronounce as Ab-c.d. My daughter is named Xyz(xy-Z)

How does one pronounce xy-z??

Xy(like xylophone) and just Z. Xyz

I actually know someone named Neil Down....:sarcastic:

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One of my coworkers has the last name Long. They named their baby boy Myles. ... Myles Long

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