Funniest thing you've ever seen happen to a doctor

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Hygiene Queen

2,232 Posts

Oh Rikki!

And Bookworm, too...

Maybe I'm just low class or tacky, but by golly, these stories had me laughing so dang hard!

I'm sorry you don't get it.

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
Oh Rikki!

And Bookworm, too...

Maybe I'm just low class or tacky, but by golly, these stories had me laughing so dang hard!

I'm sorry you don't get it.

I am too.

silverbat

617 Posts

Specializes in Care Coordination, MDS, med-surg, Peds.

Its kinda like gallows, cop or dark humor sometime. You gotta laugh or you would cry. Sometimes it is just too funny not to laugh. The Doctor that remarked that the KARMA had caught up to him was speaker truer words than he realized!! maybe there is hope for him. Some Docs just don't see how they portray themselves so very much better than anyone else. It is good to know they have feet of clay like the rest of us very human NURSES. Lord knows, we do funny things daily. Of course, only a another nurse might find some of them funny, but hey, that's ok!!

Anyway, if the posts offend anyone, I am sorry. The header "Nursing humor" is a tip-off. Please read them in the spirit they are intended, and if you cannot, perhaps there are other threads you would be more interested in.

patty554

29 Posts

I work for an ob/gyn and sometimes in the older female patient he would test the urethra by place a small q-tip and have them cough to see if the range the q-tip moved. I always handed him the supplies. I was not thinking and I put the ky jelly on the Qtip handed it to him and she coughed ! I was not thinking by handing him a hollow barrel Qtip so when she coughed the urine flew threw the Qtip (like blowing water threw a straw) right in his face! It took EVERYTHING I had not to laugh, he calmly stood up excused himself into the bathroom and washed his face!

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Hahauhahaha!

liebling5, MSN, RN

1 Article; 143 Posts

Specializes in Stroke Seizure/LTC/SNF/LTAC.

Talk about a snappy comeback :D

:yeah:

liebling5, MSN, RN

1 Article; 143 Posts

Specializes in Stroke Seizure/LTC/SNF/LTAC.
his Pianki fountain Silver pen fell to the floor, as he bend over to pick it up, we all heard a loud rip coming from his pants :eek: The patient said without missing a beat "doc your gonna need some stitches" everyone in the room bit their tongue from LOL. Needless to say from that moment on he became more human.

Now that's a snappy comeback :bow:

Guttercat, ASN, RN

1,353 Posts

Good Lord.

Great stuff, people.

I started this thread in general but hadn't seen it in some time so... I figured it had died. Alas, it got "moved."

Surprise.

Guttercat, ASN, RN

1,353 Posts

This type of stuff is funny?

Why yes. Yes it is.

Specializes in 3 years MS/Tele, 10 years total ICU, 5 travel.

Had a neurosurgeon who was consistently a jerk. Think I've only ever heard him speak civilly to the nurses one time. So, there he was, out in the hallway, yelling at this poor little GN, when the patient he'd just been in to see yells from their bed. "$#@! up and leave that poor girl alone, you ***hole!"

Doc just stood there blinking for a second, then turned and walked away. Nobody BREATHED until we saw him get on the elevator. Then we all DIED laughing.

nurse4newlife

27 Posts

OB/GYN doc came running to an emergency, from an on-call room in his boxers. They were long, thankfully, and he was intercepted at the nurses desk before he went into the triage room. It was hilarious.

Specializes in Hospice & Palliative Care, Oncology, M/S.

Great stories!! I'm laughing sooo hard at the "frosted like a cake" story. LOL

I was in my L&D clinical rotation, observing a doctor (who was VERY nice, by the way) giving a little man a circumcision. Doctor snips, and looks away for all of two seconds... and the baby pees right in his face. We all lost it.

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