Funniest real orders you have seen in a chart?

Transcribed by ward clerk:
Baloney amputation

What the doc said:
Below the knee amputation

BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

yes, yes, cut out that baloney RIGHTNOW!! (wonder if it was elective sx???)

I don't think any male patient would elect to have their baloney amputated...

: )

"ASS 325 qd" obviously should have been "ASA 325 qd"

Not an order..but read this progress note other day for a 68 y/o pt being discharged who had complainted of erectile disfunction.
::: Will order Viagra upon discharge @ pt request and unleash him on society:::
I'm still gigglin'

Thank heavens SOME dotors have a sense of humour!

wrote by pmr: PPJ

(push prune juice)

One of my favorites I see way too often:

Physical Therapy for progressive ambulation on pts (yes, I see it often) who have been paraplegic or quads for years

May ambulate PRN, this was in a chart of a resident that was w/c bound and could not stand.

A teaching hospital where I worked, one of the foriegn residents wrote "eyes and nose q shift". We all laughed for days over that one.