> A cardiac specialist passed away after a long
> successful life. At
> his funeral, the coffin was placed in front of a
> mock-up of a
> heart, made up of nearly a thousand flowers.
> the pastor finished with
> the sermon, and a touching eulogy had been
> concluded, and after everyone
> had paid their respects, the heart-shaped flower
> sculpture opened, the
> coffin was rolled inside,
> and then the heart slowly closed totally
> the deceased
> Just then, one of the mourners burst into
> laughter. The guy next to
> him asked, "Why are you laughing?" "I was
> about my own funeral,"
> the man replied.
> "What's so funny about that?"
> "I'm a gynecologist."