Four Expectant Fathers

Four expectant fathers were in Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while
their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir,
You're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence" the man said with some obvious pride.
"I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the second man, "You
sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, That's really an incredible coincidence " he answered. "I work for
the 3M Corporation." My buddies at work will never let me live this one
down.

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the
nurse came back, this time she turn to the 3rd man -
who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that his wife
had just given birth to quadruplets.

Stunned, he barely could reply. "Don't tell me! Another coincidence?"
asked the nurse. After finally regaining his composure,
he said "I don't believe it, I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to the 4th guy, who had
just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side and
after some time, he slowly gained back his consciousness.
When he was finally able to speak, you could hear him
whispering repeatedly the same phrase over and over again.

"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven...
"I should have never taken that job at 7-Eleven..."


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Brian Short
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