IN PRISON....You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK......You spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON....You get three meals a day.
AT WORK......You only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON....You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK......You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON....The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK......You must carry around a security card and open all
the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON...You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON...They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....You can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...The taxpayers pay all expenses with no work
required.
AT WORK.....You get to pay all the expenses to go to work
and then they deduct taxes from your salary
to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...You spend most of your life inside bars wanting
to get out.
AT WORK.....You spend most of your time wanting to get out
and go inside bars.
IN PRISON...You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK.....They are called managers.
:roll :chuckle
