Here's some more for school excuses:
Actual Absentee Letters
*Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.
*Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
*I had to keep billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I didn't know what size she ware.
*Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.
*Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.
*Chris will not be in school cuz he has a acre in his side.
*John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.
*Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.
*Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.
*My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fisacal ed. Please execute him.
*Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football and was hurt in the growing part.
*My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spend this weekend with the marines.
*Please excuse Joyce from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced a hip.
*Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
*Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat. Her brother had low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore throat and fever. There must have been something going around; her father even got hot last night.
*Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diar dyrey diereah the sh*ts.
*Please excuse Blanch from jim today. She is administrating.
*George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.
*Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sore trout.
*Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
*Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
*Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday, because he had the fuel.
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Apr 9, '02
"Please excuse Johnny from being. It was his fathers fault"
HeHeHEHe!!!! Finally a parent who admits their mistakes!
Apr 9, '02
I don't know. . . Thinking back to "fisacal ed" (with my inherited grace), there were times I prayed for execution :chuckle