Excusses Absent from School

  1. Here's some more for school excuses:

    Actual Absentee Letters
    *Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.

    *Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

    *I had to keep billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I didn't know what size she ware.

    *Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.

    *Mary could not come to school because she was bothered by very close veins.

    *Chris will not be in school cuz he has a acre in his side.

    *John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

    *Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

    *Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

    *My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fisacal ed. Please execute him.

    *Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football and was hurt in the growing part.

    *My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spend this weekend with the marines.

    *Please excuse Joyce from P. E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell out of a tree and misplaced a hip.

    *Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

    *Maryann was absent December 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat. Her brother had low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best, either, sore throat and fever. There must have been something going around; her father even got hot last night.

    *Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diar dyrey diereah the sh*ts.

    *Please excuse Blanch from jim today. She is administrating.

    *George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

    *Ralph was absent yesterday because of a sore trout.

    *Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.

    *Please excuse Sarah for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

    *Please excuse Wayne for being out yesterday, because he had the fuel.

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  2. 2 Comments

  3. by   Cubby
    "Please excuse Johnny from being. It was his fathers fault"
    HeHeHEHe!!!! Finally a parent who admits their mistakes!
  4. by   TopazStone
    I don't know. . . Thinking back to "fisacal ed" (with my inherited grace), there were times I prayed for execution :chuckle

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Excusses Absent from School