Excuses for Missing Work

  1. 0 How about a list of wierd excuses for not coming to work?

    My favorite: I can't come in today, I'm having vision problems. I just don't see myself working.

    Kevin
  2. Visit  kmchugh profile page

    About kmchugh

    From 'Arkansas'; 55 Years Old; Joined Mar '02; Posts: 2,004; Likes: 55.

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  3. Visit  night owl profile page
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    "I can't come to work today b/c I'll be stalking my previous Unit Manager who fired me from the last job for not showing up for work. OK?"


    "Constipation has made me a walking time bomb!"
    DeLanaHarvickWannabe likes this.
  4. Visit  WashYaHands profile page
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    "I was bitten by my own dog" This was somewhat believable until it was used on 3 consecutive weekend shifts.
    K nurse-one-day likes this.
  5. Visit  Shandy12 profile page
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    One that I heard from a former visiting nurse(and she had a ton of excuses) was "I can't get into work today. I have no money here to put gas into my car." Also, "my friend's dog bit me".

    And she had more car accidents than any of us. Two involved being rearended at a Tim Horton's coffee shop, and one was in a Tim Horton's parking lot!. She's not working in community anymore.......
  6. Visit  donmurray profile page
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    In the same vein as Kevin's ... Can't work today, terrible back trouble, I can't get it off the bed!
  7. Visit  NurseDennie profile page
    4
    Running out of clean clothes. I guess instead of calling in sick, that would be calling in naked.

    Love

    Dennie
  8. Visit  dawngloves profile page
    1
    I'm locked *IN* my house!
    DeLanaHarvickWannabe likes this.
  9. Visit  SICU Queen profile page
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    I've used the "I'm flooded in" excuse before... not unbelievable where I live (as long as it's raining ).
  10. Visit  Medsurg profile page
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    How about adding this to the list. Fell at work spraining your knee and our employer suspenses you for thirty days.
  11. Visit  nursedawn67 profile page
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    How about this......someone on restrictions d/t a back injury caused at work, calling in stating "I hurt my back again moving my couch".....
  12. Visit  Sleepyeyes profile page
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    My first husband called off a lot. One night I was driving him and one of his coworker's home, and he asked what I'd been doing all day. "Not much," I replied, "I was visiting with Dad."
    Coworker slid away from me and gave me a really strange look.
    Turns out the last excuse was that "my father-in-law died."
    :roll :roll
    DeLanaHarvickWannabe and al586 like this.
  13. Visit  Sleepyeyes profile page
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    ps Not only was he not dead, he's still very much alive today at age 84. :roll :roll
  14. Visit  Mary Dover profile page
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    I've used up all my sick days. So, I'm calling in dead.

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