Effectively Communicating w/ co-workers

  1. Came across this while I was cleaning off my desk the other day!

    It's a list of things to say to your co-workers when trying to "effectively communicate." (sorry in advance about some of the language, I didn't write this!!)

    TRY SAYING: I love a challenge
    INSTEAD OF: This job sucks

    TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter
    INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b*tch

    TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training
    INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f*ck you're doing

    TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it
    INSTEAD OF: Another f*cking meeting!

    TRY SAYING: Yes, I'll try to schedule that
    INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

    TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
    INSTEAD OF: Eat sh*t and die.

    TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
    INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares?
    •  
  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   outbackannie
    This should be titled "What I am really thinking when I talk to Administration".
  4. by   live4today
    Originally posted by outbackannie
    This should be titled "What I am really thinking when I talk to Administration".
    :roll :hatparty:
  5. by   Rustyhammer
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

close