eewww!!!

  1. HOPE YOU ALL LEARN FROM THIS..

    Students at the LSU Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class
    with a real dead human body. They were all gathered around the surgery
    table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the
    class by telling them "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important
    qualities as a doctor - the first is that it is necessary that you not be
    disgusted."

    The professor uncovered the body, stuck his finger in the butt of the
    dead body, withdrew it and sucked his finger.

    Go ahead and do the same thing." he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently took turns sticking
    their fingers in the butt of the body and sucking their finger after
    withdrawing it from the rectum. When everybody
    was finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second
    important quality is observation.

    I stuck my middle finger in and sucked my index
    finger. Pay attention people!!!!!"
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   bandaidexpert
    OMG!!!!! This actually happens.
  4. by   live4today
    eeeeeeeyuckeepoo!!! That would have been my last day at that college. First of all, I would have told that doc "It may have been good for you, doc, but stupid I am NOT!" NO WAY would I have obeyed that stupid order! I can't believe the class did either. What a bunch of morons!
  5. by   live4today
    Wait a hot second here.........this IS the NURSING HUMOR THREAD........ Suckered me in.......but only for a sec......... :kiss
  6. by   Andy S.
    LOL cheerfuldoer!!!
    Sorry about that!
    :angel2: :roll :roll
  7. by   Love-A-Nurse
    Originally posted by cheerfuldoer
    Wait a hot second here.........this IS the NURSING HUMOR THREAD........ Suckered me in.......but only for a sec......... :kiss
    :chuckle
  8. by   donmurray
    That story traces back to an actual lecturer at Edinburgh University in the late 19th century. His attention to detail was such that A. Conan Doyle based the character of Sherlock Holmes on him.
    This factoid was gleaned from childhood memories of Edinburgh, and is not entirely reliable!
    ps. in the original, it was a urine specimen the fickle finger was dipped into!
    Last edit by donmurray on Jul 23, '02
  9. by   Mkue
    OMG, really pays to pay attention ..lol.... :uhoh21:

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