The dumb blond and the ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one
> night he's doing a show
> > in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his
> knee, he starts going
> > through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde
> woman in the 4th row stands on
> > her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough
> of your stupid blonde jokes.
> > What makes you think you can stereotype women that
> way? What does the color
> > of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
> human being? It's guys like
> > you who keep women like me from being respected at
> work and in the community
> > and from reaching our full potential as a person.
> Because you and your kind
> > continue to perpetuate discrimination against not
> only blondes, but women in
> > general, and all in the name of humor!"
> >
> > The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,
> and the blonde yells,
> > "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that
> little **** on your knee."