Duct Tape - page 6

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  1. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Nothing shuts me up.
  2. by   baseline
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    Nothing shuts me up.
    As we are all well aware!!!!!!!!
  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
  4. by   Furball
    I think many women don't actually fall in the toilet when the seat is left up...the REAL complaint is that we don't want to SEE all the male piss all over the rim dripping onto the floor! lol
    Last edit by Furball on Jan 25, '03
  5. by   Flynurse
    HeeHeeHee! All of this is hilarious!

    I have had to point out to humans of the other gender that between men and women 3 out of 4 elimination functions require the seat to be down. So, men what you say only holds truth to 25% of your argument.

    Besides, wouldn't be a shame if one of those burritos you ate severely disagreed with your stomach and you rushed to the toilet, you sit down not realizing the seat was up, SPLASH....well, you could imagine the rest for yourself.:imbar
  6. by   dspring
    As we all know Heather, but that is what we like about you. As for guys falling into the toilet, have you ever heard a guy complain about it? I haven't. Must be cause we always look before we sit down. If you women would just take a note from us men the problem would be solved.:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  7. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Dood... if you choose to obviously ignore my warning of germs and funk, go right ahead. Your bathroom is a virtual whirlwind of germs, that's cool. No one will have to get close enough to sniff your fingers, we'll just be sniffing the crud that automatically adheres to you.

    I use to gripe all the time about the gross stuff we had to look at and inhale when the toilet lid is up, to no avail. Until the day I left a pretty Tampax floating in there. I haven't had to argue the issue since.

    Heather
  8. by   night owl
    let them eat cake!

    don't get it all over the floor, the walls and your shoes! and hey fellas, don't forget to wash your hands when you're allll finished!!!
  9. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Oh, that's freaky.
  10. by   night owl


    the picture worked fine last night, but suddenly this morning it's not...hmmmmmmmm.....so here it is again.

    have your cake and eat it too. and don't forget to wash those hands!
  11. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    It doesn't work in any way, shape, or form Michele. I tried it myself last night. I even tried just posting a hyperlink to the page, but when you clicked it, it said "access denied."

    Must be really staunch anti-image hosters.

    Heather
  12. by   night owl
    Well I'll be, now they're both working! Must be my puter.....

    You get the picture!
  13. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Michele, you see them because you linked to them from your computer.

    The rest of us just see the red x.

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