Duct Tape - page 5

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  1. by   night owl
    Originally posted by kmchugh
    K... I'm with Dspring here. We always gotta look to see if its up before we pee. Are women somehow genetically incapable of checking to see if the seat is down before plopping their butt on the bowl? Why is it the man's responsibility to make sure the seat is in the right place before the woman empties her bladder? Or is this like that spider killing thing? :chuckle

    Kevin
    And with all this lifting the lid and doing your thing I hope you guys remember to wash your hands...

    We have a BR close to the nurses station that I don't use, but others do, especially the men. I don't want everyone listening to me pee like I can hear them. Anyways, I've noticed that they have a terrible time remembering to wash their hands! They go in, do their thing, {{{ziiiip}}} (never hear the water running afterwards) and come out right away. So I tell them..."Get back in there and wash those hands!!!" They blush...:imbar I love it.
    Needless to say, they now use the BR around the corner.
  2. by   dspring
    Night owl why are you listening to the guys pee. HMMMMMMM
  3. by   tattooednursie
    Originally posted by dspring
    Night owl why are you listening to the guys pee. HMMMMMMM
    Ha ha ha . . . It makes a person wonder!
  4. by   HoustonRN
    Ladies-
    There is a solution.

    Buy an extra fluffy toilet seat cover, and then the lid WON'T STAY up.

    An unfortunate side effect is the guys will have to hold the lid up while they pee---but that is an incentive to sit instead.
  5. by   night owl
    Originally posted by dspring
    Night owl why are you listening to the guys pee. HMMMMMMM
    Becuz you can't help BUT hear them when they're wizzin' like a race horse! And if you think I'm getting up to leave the nurses station just because the male gender has to take a wizz, you're out of your fool mind...so, do you wash your hands????? You had better...
  6. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Originally posted by dspring
    Night owl why are you listening to the guys pee. HMMMMMMM
    I'm always listening to hear the difference in sound of the stream as it goes from the toilet bowl, to the seat, over to the wall.... calculating the number of Clorox wipes it will takes to clean it up. Just a habit from living with a little one.

    Heather
  7. by   hapeewendy
    Originally posted by OBNURSEHEATHER
    I'm always listening to hear the difference in sound of the stream as it goes from the toilet bowl, to the seat, over to the wall.... calculating the number of Clorox wipes it will takes to clean it up. Just a habit from living with a little one.

    Heather


    heather, you live with a little one?
    man I'm sorry bout that

    just kiddin , I know you were referencing the kiddo
    at least I hope you were
  8. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Yes, I was referring to the little bugger with poor aim, and who likes to say, "look ma! no hands!"

    Heather
  9. by   night owl
    Originally posted by hapeewendy
    heather, you live with a little one?
    man I'm sorry bout that

    just kiddin , I know you were referencing the kiddo
    at least I hope you were
    I'm not! I have two BIG kiddoes. I mean how hard is it to get it IN THE BOWL???? I hate when they completely miss.........then forget to clean it up! Nothin like going in with your socks on then as you're sitting down you realize that your socks feel like you've been out in the rain...with no shoes!................I hate when that happens. Then they wonder why I'm a ******!!!!!
  10. by   hapeewendy
    you guys are scaring me
    haha I kinda like my clean bathroom......
    any man or boy child in my future is gonna be on permanent bathroom duty if they start sprinkling all over....
    i mean its not like paintball, where a mess can be fun, thats just

    well its gross
    yes gross
  11. by   night owl
    It's sickening! I told them many times if they keep doing this I was gonna duct tape their peckers into the bowl! I wish I had a picture of that to hang on the wall above the toilet! All I could find was this duck...
  12. by   night owl
    OoPs! Sorry about that double post...


    (No problem...the delete fairy spotted it!)
    Last edit by Jay-Jay on Jan 25, '03
  13. by   dspring
    I still think listening to others pee sounds like a wierd fetish or something. lol If someone at work asked me if I washed my hands or m=not, I'd just ask them if they would like a sniff to see, that would probably shut them up. lol:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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