Duct Tape - page 4

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  1. by   Andy S.
    "Maybe a commercial campaign with muscular, manly hotties sitting down to pee meebee might help "

    Too cute, love it!!!:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  2. by   OzNurse69
    Originally posted by donmurray
    The only thing more annoying is clingfilm across the bowl! Eeeewwww!
    .....or Vegemite (or vaseline, depending on whether you have a black or white seat) smeared round the seat itself......


    .....not that I would know, of course.....
  3. by   dspring
    OK what is that a call for all us guys to start the campaigne for you all? LOL
  4. by   ayemmeff
    I caught my 9 year old son peeing sat down last week,door wide open-you leave privacy at the front door in our house-and said to him "Do you pee sat down at school?"

    He said "Nah,we've got those *uranus* things at school,so it's quicker stood up!"

    my mind boggles at the thought of space-age urinals installed at my son's school!! :roll :roll :roll
  5. by   Audreyfay
    Two things: A saying posted above the toilet:
    If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat!
    What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
    They are both searching around Uranus looking for Kling-ons.
  6. by   nursetobe-babe
    if only the men learned to AIM properly,they wouldn't have to put the seat up at all!!!!! and us women wouldn't suffer from this " seat up/down" thing
    Last edit by nursetobe-babe on Jan 13, '03
  7. by   dspring
    I'm telling ya all, the women seem to be the ones with the toilet seat, so they should be the ones to take care of it. Makes perfect sense to me.
  8. by   cmggriff
    Some years ago I was the only man working the night shift in the ICU. I went to the bathroom and urinated as is my wont while standing. I raised the seat before voiding my bladder and left it up. One of my coworkers went to the toilet after me. When she egressed she loudly complained about my leaving the seat up and how she and none of the other women wanted to put their hands where everyone's butts had been. Her point being that as I was the only man I should soil my hands so they wouldn't have too. I replied that if she would care to put the seat up when she finished, I would be happy to put it down when I finished. She retorted "I bet you don't leave the seat up at home!" And I answered thus "No I don't. But I sleep with the woman at home. If you would care to cut me the same deal we may be able to work something out." That was the end of the toilet seat discussion, forever. Gary
  9. by   Hellllllo Nurse
    My husband has the unsual, but pleasant, habit of often sitting down to pee.
    He also does all his own laundry, cleans out the kitty litter boxes, makes his own lunch for work, and washes dishes more dishes than I do.

    I am grateful for my gem of a husband.
  10. by   Rustyhammer
    Originally posted by Hellllllo Nurse
    My husband has the unsual, but pleasant, habit of often sitting down to pee.
    He also does all his own laundry, cleans out the kitty litter boxes, makes his own lunch for work, and washes dishes more dishes than I do.

    I am grateful for my gem of a husband.

    So where exactly do you keep his testicles?
    In a box on your nightstand?

    -Russell
  11. by   kids
    Originally posted by Hellllllo Nurse
    My husband has the unsual, but pleasant, habit of often sitting down to pee.
    He also does all his own laundry, cleans out the kitty litter boxes, makes his own lunch for work, and washes dishes more dishes than I do.

    I am grateful for my gem of a husband.
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    So where exactly do you keep his testicles?
    In a box on your nightstand?

    -Russell

    I am a very nice wife...I let my husband keep them on his night stand.
  12. by   alwaysthere
    oi
    it seems to me that EVERYONE should be watching where they stick their hindparts anyways...
  13. by   NurseDennie
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    So where exactly do you keep his testicles?
    In a box on your nightstand?

    -Russell
    Oh man, Rusty - that is cold! Unless you guys are close friends and have discussed the treatment of her hubby's testicles in a friendly manner in the past. Wow. That Really took me aback!

    Love

    Dennie

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