Ducks in Heaven

Found this on another BB:


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Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon
arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever
seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the
course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule:

Don't hit the ducks.

The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them
asks "The ducks?"

"Yes", St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking
around the course and if one gets hit, he squawks then the one next
to him squawks and soon they're all squawkin to beat the band, and
it really breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you'll be
punished, otherwise everything is yours to enjoy."

After entering the course, the men noted that there was indeed a
gaggle of ducks everywhere.
Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit one of them. The duck
squawked, the one next to it squawked and soon there was a deafening
roar of duck quacks.

St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and
asked "Who hit the duck?"

The one who had done it admitted "I did."

Immediately, St. Peter pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed
the man's right hand to the homely woman's left hand. "I told you
not to hit the ducks," he said.

"Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity.

The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a
couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were
as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked up with
an even uglier woman than before. St. Peter determined which one had
hit the duck by the fear in his face, and cuffed the man's right
hand to the homely woman's left hand.

"I told you not to hit the ducks", he said. "Now you'll be
handcuffed together for eternity."

The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even
move for fear of even nudging a duck. After three months of this he
still hadn't hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end
of the three months and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the
most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the
man and then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman
and walked off.

The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for
eternity, let out a sigh and said "What have I done to deserve this?"

The woman responded "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."