999.0 - Just "F'ing" Nuts
999.1 - Knucklehead
999.2 - Bonehead
999.3 - Turkey
999.4 - Pigeon
999.5 - Nitwit
999.6 - Nincompoop
999.7 - Lying Sack of Crap
999.8 - Ass
999.9 - Flaming Ass
999.0 Just "F'ing" Nuts
Appropriate to use when clinician runs out of room to list all other noted diagnoses. This one tends to sum it up in less space.
Clients who have run out of brick wall to hit, yet manage to find, as well as erect some anyway.
Use when clients meet criteria for 999.1, and are also rigid.
Clients with history of multiple job transfers within the same organization, particularly if they have been "kicked upstairs".
Clients who spend most of their time flying low, flapping their wings, and crapping all over everyone.
Clients who are not talented when it comes to altering documents such as sick leave slips, but attempt to do so anyway.
Use when clients meet criteria for 999.5, and also attempt to alter or adulterate drug tests.
999.7 Lying Sack of Crap
Clients with history of bogus worker's comp, health and welfare, unemployment and /or grievance claims.
Clients who continually bring to mind one or more of the following: Pompous, arrogant; bombastic; self-important; grandiose; puffed up; or ostentatious.
999.9 Flaming Ass
Use when clients have hit the proverbial pearly gates of "ass-ism"; meets criteria for 99.8 as well as most of the other criteria listed in the 900 series.