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Dec 17, 2002 07:41 AM

Don't show this to snowbirds!

by betts

A Floridian, a New Yorker and a Canadian are in a bar one night having a beer. The New Yorker drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In New York our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Canadian [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Canada we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Floridian, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the New Yorker and the Canadian.
He says "In Florida we have so many New Yorkers and Canadians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."


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7 Comments
No. 1
from Emery
Old Dec 17, 2002, 09:12 PM

Lol!! I have some close Canadian friends, and I'm going to send that one to them. It will really get them going!!

Emery
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No. 2
from l.rae
Old Dec 17, 2002, 09:31 PM

really cute!...hey Wendy...stay outa the bars girlfriend!...LR
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No. 3
from Pretzlgl
Old Dec 17, 2002, 10:18 PM

Cool! Moving to FL soon - but not from NY or Canada!
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No. 4
from panda_181
Old Dec 17, 2002, 11:33 PM

Well, I am from Canada, and I will be in Miami Florida in 10 days, so I think I will just stay out of the bars! But just a question...I may not be so slick...but is this a crack at just Canadians or others as well? Everyone seems to want to send it to their Canadian friends...I'm thinking it's all a little sketchy...lol...

Amanda
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No. 5
from RN2B2005
Old Dec 18, 2002, 01:23 AM

Fortunately, the Canadian was so drunk he never felt a thing.
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No. 6
from renerian
Old Dec 18, 2002, 05:23 AM

Default hahahah
I liked that! thanks

renerian
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No. 7
from teeituptom
Old Dec 18, 2002, 11:08 AM

Howdy yall

Got to admit it is time for the SNOWBIRDS to head sout to fla in their annual migration. Did you know in Fla. while the snowbirds are down here they for the most part double the green fees for a few months.


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