Doctors' Chart Bloopers - page 2

Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared. Father died in his 90's of female... Read More

  1. by   jmogiez07
    thanks guys for making me laugh today. I really enjoyed them all
  2. by   elthia
    Vital signs q sh*t. We think he meant q shift but left out the "f'. Me being the smart aleck I am had to ask 'but what if he's constipated?'
  3. by   jnrsmommy
    Quote from elthia
    Vital signs q sh*t. We think he meant q shift but left out the "f'. Me being the smart aleck I am had to ask 'but what if he's constipated?'


    That one almost made me choke on the soda I was just drinking...lol
  4. by   Adham Ahmed
    it's very funny
    thank you
    brian
    bobo
  5. by   ElvishDNP
    I had a doc once refer a lady pt to the optometrist for a mammogram.
    I ribbed him for a long time about that one.
  6. by   LovingNurse
    [banana]Too Funny![/banana]
  7. by   chocokitten
    "he has had c/o feelings of being lh and dizzy when he stands and ambulates from a seated position for more than one year."
    Was so funny I had to save it ^_^
    I know that 365th day is hard!
  8. by   Spirit of Humor
    not exactly charting, but instructions on a prescription for a yeast infection medication read: Insert vaginally until exhuasted.

    ha!

    :spin:
  9. by   Diary/Dairy
    Oh my!!!!
  10. by   elizabells
    Quote from Spirit of Humor
    not exactly charting, but instructions on a prescription for a yeast infection medication read: Insert vaginally until exhuasted.
    Well, that sort of thing can be very tiring. At least if done properly.
  11. by   obynna
    I really thank God for this site.Its really entertaining.
  12. by   getoverit
    today this one was written
    "Referred to our service for evaluation of 3 day hx-n/v/d. patient seen at 10 am and stuffed with Dr. ____ at 1030."

    another weird abbreviation. "bbs-gntb", when asked we were told "bilat breath sounds-good, not too bad"
    Last edit by getoverit on Jan 14, '08
  13. by   obynna
    Quote from elizabells
    Well, that sort of thing can be very tiring. At least if done properly.
    But dont tell me that one can be tired to the extend of being exhuasted.

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