Doctor patient joke

  1. A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital.
    The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
    "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands.
    "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" :Melody:
    "I don't see why not," replies the doctor.
    "That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."
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