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Feb 14, 2009 02:53 PM

Developed for someone you're bound to know!


Despondex™ is a new drug developed for that annoyingly cheerful co-worker, in-law, or neighbor!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/93207




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Old Feb 14, 2009, 03:25 PM

Default Re: Developed for someone you're bound to know!
Great Website!!
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Old Feb 14, 2009, 04:01 PM

Default Re: Developed for someone you're bound to know!
That was hilarious!!

I like "Are reality shows setting unrealistic standards for skanks?"

That is a great website . .. except for the profanity (F word and using God's name in vain - I can handle the rest). .darn it!

I know . .. next up . . a pill for the prudish who don't like profanity.


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Old Feb 15, 2009, 06:03 PM

Default FDA approves Despondex: the first ever DEPRESSANT medication
Despondex, made my Pfizer is a depressant medication....not to be confused with anti-depressant.
Let your fellow nurses know and pass this news on:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/57489/onio...ingly-cheerful
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Old Feb 15, 2009, 06:08 PM

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That was cute. Onion News Network is hysterical.
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Old Feb 15, 2009, 06:09 PM

Default Re: FDA approves Despondex: the first ever DEPRESSANT medication
I love the Onion! I LOL'd
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Old Feb 15, 2009, 06:18 PM

Default Re: FDA approves Despondex: the first ever DEPRESSANT medication
I CANNOT stop laughing........

but seriously, thank GOODNESS someone finally addressed this problem.
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Old Feb 15, 2009, 06:29 PM

Default Re: FDA approves Despondex: the first ever DEPRESSANT medication
Maybe they will find it to be an effective off label remedy for suck ups.
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Old Feb 15, 2009, 07:08 PM

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Finally...an answer to "perky syndrome"!!
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Old Feb 15, 2009, 07:19 PM

Default Re: FDA approves Despondex: the first ever DEPRESSANT medication
Someone should merge these threads . . . . this one started yesterday:

http://allnurses.com/nursing-humor-s...re-370366.html


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