DEFINITIONS

  1. 8 another e-mail that i received from a colleague & wanted to share with all of you...

    definitions...
    adult:
    a person who has stopped growing at both ends and
    is now growing in the middle.

    beauty parlor:
    a place where women curl up and dye.

    cannibal:
    someone who is fed up with people.

    chickens:
    the only animals you eat before they are born
    and after they are dead.

    committee:
    a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

    dust:
    mud with the juice squeezed out.

    egotist:
    someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

    gossip:
    a person who will never tell a lie if the truth will
    do more damage.

    handkerchief:
    cold storage.

    inflation:
    cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

    myth:
    a female moth.

    mosquito:
    an insect that makes you like flies better.

    raisin:
    grape with a sunburn.

    secret:
    something you tell to one person at a time.

    skeleton:
    a bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

    toothache:
    the pain that drives you to extraction.

    tomorrow:
    one of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    yawn:
    an honest opinion openly expressed.

    wrinkles:
    something other people have. you have character
    lines.
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  4. Visit  Esme12 profile page
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    And Like a fine bottle of wine (or whine)......I get better with age...
    NF_eyenurse and VivaLasViejas like this.
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    Quote from esme12
    and like a fine bottle of wine (or whine)......i get better with age...
    can't argue with that esme12, since i'm a spaniard and we live for our wine, my uncle use to say about his looks "i get better looking each year, but each year it takes me a little longer to look this good"
    Last edit by GitanoRN on May 25, '12
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    or is it that we look better towards to bottom of the bottle....I keep forgetting.
  7. Visit  NF_eyenurse profile page
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    I like the Myth and the skeleton. made me laugh, thanks.


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