Two buddies from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, were sick of cold weather, so they booked a trip to Australia. After leaving the plane, while still in their down jackets, wool hats and snow boots, they wandered into the nearest pub, sat down, and ordered a beer. One of the locals approached them and said, "G'day, mates. Where're you from?" "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan," replied one of the Canadians. "Oh," said the Aussie and returned to his table. "So where are they from?" asked his friends. "Don't know," replied the Aussie. "They don't speak English."