a very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "i love my daughter, and now i welcome you into the family," said the man. "to show you how much we care for you, i'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. all you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."
the son-in-law interrupted, "i hate factories. i can't stand the noise."
"i see," replied the father-in-law. "well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."
"i hate office work," said the son-on-law. "i can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."
"wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "i just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office. what am i going to do with you?"
"easy," said the young man. "buy me out."