The sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees
a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his
cowboy hat, gun and his boots. So the sheriff arrests him
for indecent exposure.
As he was locking him up he asks, "Why in the world are you
dressed like this?"
The cowboy said, "Well it's like this sheriff. I was in the
bar down the road and this pretty little brunette asks me to
go out to her motor home with her, and I did. We go inside
and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt,
so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull
off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and
asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on
the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says,
"Now go to town, cowboy...." So here I am.""
May 21, '04