Cowboy

  1. The sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees
    a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his
    cowboy hat, gun and his boots. So the sheriff arrests him
    for indecent exposure.
    As he was locking him up he asks, "Why in the world are you
    dressed like this?"
    The cowboy said, "Well it's like this sheriff. I was in the
    bar down the road and this pretty little brunette asks me to
    go out to her motor home with her, and I did. We go inside
    and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt,
    so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull
    off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and
    asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on
    the bed and looks at me kind of funny and says,
    "Now go to town, cowboy...." So here I am.""
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  2. 1 Comments

  3. by   SkyDancer
    Good one!!

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