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Jul 19, 2004 08:01 PM

Corporate Terms and Their Meanings


Corporate Terms & Their Meanings

Delegate .................................................. .Pass the Buck
Pending .................................................. ..What do we do with this
Delayed .................................................. ...Forgotten
Urgency .................................................. ..Panic
Extreme Urgency ....................................Blind Panic
Frank Discussion ...................................Flaming Row
Analytical Projection .............................Guess
Forecast .................................................. ..Guess
Scheduled .................................................H oped For
Deficiency Analysis ................................Pointing the finger
Ambitious .................................................R uthless
Strategy .................................................. ..Low Cunning
Shrewd .................................................. ....Devious
Profit .................................................. .......Profit
Profit Before Tax ....................................Loss
Deficit .................................................. ....StaggeringLoss
Industrial By Product ............................Our Waste
Environmental Pollution .......................Other Peoples Waste
Pilfering .................................................. .Theft by Employee
Fringe Benefit .........................................Theft by Executive
Terminal Payment ..................................Golden Handshake
Supplementary Information ...................Padding


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No. 1
Old Jul 20, 2004, 09:29 AM

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Old Jul 20, 2004, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by nursebedlam
Delegate .................................................. .Pass the Buck
That's the true definition in pratically any workplace.
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