Cool Quotes

I have a coffee mug that says "when you're feeling down and out lift your head and shout OH SH*T!!!". And yes, it's my work mug. :d

I've said some pretty stupid things in my time and wanted to hide , but THOSE! LMAO!

And some of these are supposed to be our children's role models!

Just shows to go you that we all make verbal boo-boo's and shouldn't be so quick to jump on other people.

Ain't nobody perfect.

steph

Love humorous quotations (love anything humorous) but
I've always enjoyed the ones from trial cases and in particular...

attorney - "Dr Smith, was the victim dead when you performed the autopsy?"

Dr - "all my patients are dead when I perform an autopsy"

attorney - "Isn't it possible that he was alive"

Dr. - "No, because his brain was sitting in a jar on my desk"

attorney -"Yes but isn't it possible ?"

Dr. - "I suppose...but then he would be practicing Law somewhere"

(not quite exact wording but the important parts are there)