College Entrance Exam for Football Players

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SUBJ: College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version

Time Limit: 3 WKS

Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with

particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social

conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

___ (a) build a bridge

___ (b) sail the ocean

___ © lead an army or

___ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?

___ (a) Jewish

___ (b) Catholic

___ © Hindu

___ (d) Polish

___ (e) Agnostic

(check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand

is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?

___ (a) Westerners

___ (b) Southerners

___ © Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton

Bush: ____________________________________________

Carter: __________________________________________

Clinton: __________________________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being

George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?

___ (a) Macy's

___ (b) a 7-11

___ © Canada

___ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

___ (a) yes

___ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell

your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?

___ (a) New York

___ (b) Florida

___ © Canada

___ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you

have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when

(approximately)?

___ (a) B.C.

___ (b) A.D.

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.

Kevin: Thanks for the good laugh.......................... :balloons:

Finally! A test even I could pass with 100% on the first try!!!!!

I need to get ahold of one of those tests myself......wonder if it would count for advanced RN training??? :rotfl:

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Oooooh, Good test! By dingies I think I could pass that one too! :D

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