Clothing issues/malfunctions.

Some of you may have seen the bra thread about the girl who doesn't like them (power to you darlin'!). Well, decided we needed an outright humor thread for CLOTHING related funny scenes.

I (sadly?) have one.

I am a Nurse Tech (CNA), and one of the things I do is empty foley caths. No big deal. Normally I drop to one knee, put the urinal at the end, open, etc.

One day, I squatted instead. See, this floor had been really, REALLY dirty, and I was unsure if the janitors had gotten up there and had a chance to mop it up properly. Well, I squat, and immediately *RIP*. But not in the back. No, I am a guy, the pressure was greatest in the front, and it spilled the boys out.

Thankfully the patient was out of it, so I finished up my work, and emptied everything being real sure to keep my exposed self as hidden as possible, just in case. I came REAL close to dragging that floor, but did not thankfully. Afterwards I shoved myself back inside my pants, stood up, and made sure I did not do ANY bending at all. As long as I stayed straight up, the tear did not show, and nothing was exposed. I finished off the last half hour or so of my shift, and went home.

So, anything like this for y'all? Any funny stories relating to clothing or object things, and not a verbal joke?