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Jul 15, 2005 05:03 PM

Cleaning Poem

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been 'puting,
And I had to answer "yes."
He told me to get off my butt
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up...
The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night. <>
Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney.




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from suzy253
Old Jul 15, 2005, 05:06 PM


Cute, cute...even with a little image to go with it.
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