Classic Medical Jokes

  1. I felt sure that this one had been posted before so I went trawling through the "Jokes and funny stories" forum - found heaps of good stuff but not THIS joke ..... Oh Well Here goes

    A Doctor was getting sick and tired of being a OB/GYN - called out at all hours, high insurance premioums so he decided he would leave medicine all together - just be a motor mechanic.

    He went to back to college and completed the mechanic's course . The final examination was to completely rebuild an engine. He did this but when he recieved his final mark he found he had got 200%!

    Being honest he rang the lecturer and said "Look I don't mean to dispute this, after all 200% is a fantastic mark, but how can ANYONE get 200% on an exam?

    The lecturer replied "Well we gave you 100% for rebuilding the engine correctly and another 100% for doing it all through the exhaust pipe!
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  2. 3 Comments

  3. by   Jay-Jay
    A nurse dies and goes to heaven. As St. Peter is checking her in at the Pearly Gates, a man with a long white beard strolls past. He has a stethescope around his neck.

    That looked like a doctor, thought the nurse, but why would they need doctors in heaven?

    "Who was that?" she asks St. Peter.

    "Oh, that was God," says St. Pete.

    "I didn't know God was a doctor!" replies the nurse.

    "He's not," says St. Peter, "but sometimes he likes to pretend!"
  4. by   Shamrock
    :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle
  5. by   Liddle Noodnik
    Originally posted by Jay-Jay
    "He's not," says St. Peter, "but sometimes he likes to pretend!"
    Ha ha ha ha!

    "Darn it Jim! I'm God, not a doctor!"

    Good one!

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