Yesterday I had an appointment with my podiatrist and in his waiting room was all of the Christmas pagentry and at the receptionists desk there were trays of candies and cookies. One old woman came in and thought the Christmas cookies shaped like little feet was the cutest thing she's ever seen. "My how cute these cookies are. Whoever thought of this idea?" She asked. "I don't know" I replied, "but thank God the doctor isn't a proctologist!"
Badda Bing, Badda boom!