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Dec 04, 2002 06:20 AM

Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged:

by kmchugh

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Kevin


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No. 1
Old Dec 04, 2002, 06:27 AM



Heather
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No. 2
Old Dec 04, 2002, 06:30 AM

Found a couple more....


DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm, All pretty lonely.


PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)


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No. 3
from melissa24
Old Dec 04, 2002, 06:31 AM



Loved the "manic" one!

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No. 4
Old Dec 04, 2002, 06:52 AM

lmao.....even though i am not a psych nurse..i have a patient for every one of those....
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from delirium
Old Dec 04, 2002, 08:02 AM

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No. 6
from maggie7
Old Dec 04, 2002, 10:18 AM

Just what I needed!
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No. 7
from andylane78
Old Dec 04, 2002, 05:55 PM

Way cute!! Works for the ER too!
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No. 8
from Tookie
Old Dec 04, 2002, 06:01 PM

Thats going to be taken to work for the staff to read.

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from anitame
Old Dec 04, 2002, 08:34 PM

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