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Jan 02, 2003 08:39 PM

Chocolate vs. Sex

by klhs

12 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE Is Better Than SEX!

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.

2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.

4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.

10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!





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No. 1
Old Jan 03, 2003, 09:06 AM

Not better.... just different.

Heather
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No. 2
from zudy
Old Jan 03, 2003, 09:42 AM

No, better.
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No. 3
Old Jan 03, 2003, 09:43 AM

Then you're not getting it right!
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No. 4
from baseline
Old Jan 03, 2003, 10:11 AM

LOLOLOLOL..........................Hear hear!!!!!!!
chocolate AND sex......
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No. 5
from BadBird
Old Jan 03, 2003, 10:27 AM

I am going to by some chocolate right now !
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No. 6
from Duckie
Old Jan 03, 2003, 11:33 AM

Mmmmmuuuummmmmmm, how about sex with chocolate, love that new chocolate whipped cream!
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No. 7
Old Jan 03, 2003, 12:18 PM

Piggy Bank Oh yeah...
Originally posted by klhs
12 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE Is Better Than SEX!

1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.

2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.

4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.

10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!



Sooo true...especially #5 .

Cheers!
Moe
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No. 8
from zudy
Old Jan 03, 2003, 12:27 PM

Heather, you are probably right. Oh,well, practice, practice, practice. What else can a mean old nurse do?
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No. 9
from baseline
Old Jan 03, 2003, 01:10 PM

Practice...use chocolate for energy............
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