Chocolate vs. Sex

  1. 12 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE Is Better Than SEX!

    1. You can have chocolate in front of your parents.

    2. Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

    3. People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.

    4. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

    5. Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

    6. No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
    7. You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

    8. If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

    9. Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.

    10. A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

    11. You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

    12. It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!



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  2. 11 Comments

  3. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Not better.... just different.

    Heather
  4. by   zudy
    No, better.
  5. by   OBNURSEHEATHER
    Then you're not getting it right!
  6. by   baseline
    LOLOLOLOL..........................Hear hear!!!!!!!
    chocolate AND sex......
  7. by   BadBird
    I am going to by some chocolate right now !
  8. by   duckie
    Mmmmmuuuummmmmmm, how about sex with chocolate, love that new chocolate whipped cream!
  9. by   SKM-NURSIEPOOH
    originally posted by klhs
    12 reasons why chocolate is better than sex!

    1. you can have chocolate in front of your parents.

    2. nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

    3. people of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.

    4. the word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

    5. chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

    6. no matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.
    7. you can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

    8. if you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

    9. chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.

    10. a big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

    11. you can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

    12. it's easy to get chocolate any time you want!!!



    sooo true...especially #5 :roll .

    cheers!
    moe
  10. by   zudy
    Heather, you are probably right. Oh,well, practice, practice, practice. What else can a mean old nurse do?
  11. by   baseline
    Practice...use chocolate for energy............
  12. by   J-RN student
    Originally posted by Duckie
    Mmmmmuuuummmmmmm, how about sex with chocolate, love that new chocolate whipped cream!
    Oohh yaa!
  13. by   debyan
    the endorphins, did I spell that right, that are released after sex and chocolate are the same which means at least to me that after a good piece of well either you sure feel good deb

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