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Jul 14, 2004 03:59 PM

Chinese Lawyer

by Franemtnurse Platinum Member

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
So, he hired a famous chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to
watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.
He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she get on train.
I follow.
He and she go in hotel.
I climb tree-look in window.
He kiss she.
She kiss he.
He strip she.
She strip he.
He play with she.
She play with he.
I play with me.
fall out of tree, not see.

NO FEE!

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No. 1
from suzy253
Old Jul 14, 2004, 05:43 PM

...I play with me..and fall out of tree....no fee.

oh boy!!! you're fresh tonight, huh Fran?
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No. 2
from Franemtnurse
Old Jul 14, 2004, 06:54 PM

Yeh, I got one of them energy bursts. And when I get them I go full blast, because I don't know when I'll get another.
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