Charting Bloopers - Page 68

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    Quote from CrazierThanYou
    This isn't a blooper but we have a resident who has doctors orders for "Pats on the back twice a day".
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    My husband had foot/ankle surgery done and a nurse friend shared a charting goof on his chart with me.

    "Change rt. foot and ankle dressing q 12 hours.... rt. AKA on December 12...."

    Just one question. How the heck do you change a foot and ankle dressing on NO foot or ankle?!

    I guess his foot and ankle just spontaneously regenerated.
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    Quote from sharpeimom
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    Just one question. How the heck do you change a foot and ankle dressing on NO foot or ankle?!

    I guess his foot and ankle just spontaneously regenerated.
    Ooops! :uhoh21:
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    Just one question. How the heck do you change a foot and ankle dressing on NO foot or ankle?!
    I guess the same way a bilateral BKA patient has pedal pulses, heels elevated, bilateral knee high scds and teds on and the correct color socks indicating fall risk on their feet. One nurse I used to work with chatted all those...
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  5. Quote from CrazierThanYou
    This isn't a blooper but we have a resident who has doctors orders for "Pats on the back twice a day".
    I guess he needs burping for an indigestion dx!
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    LOL
  7. "Pt family pureed foot and fed it to him and he ate it all"

    The handwriting on it was very neat, it was clearly f-o-o-t not f-o-o-d.
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  8. "He urinates from his urethra and also drinks from his suprapubic catheter."

    Hmm, somebody didn't correct his consult after dictation...
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  9. I saw a nurse chart "wound has ***** drainage" in a nurses note. lol. I have a dirty mind, I know.
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  10. ^ Same as above. Instead of "pus-like" drainage.....
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