Charting Bloopers - pg.58 | allnurses

Charting Bloopers - page 61

Found in the History and Physical section of a patient's chart who had experienced visual hallucinations while ill: "Patient vehemently denies any auditory, tactile, or old factory... Read More

  1. Visit  determined2banurse profile page
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    I read in a chart once, "Apply sensicare cream to open areas on scrotum and pennies."
    Another frequent entry I see in charts is, " Good pericare rendered." I always think to myself so you give bad pericare sometimes!
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  2. Visit  AnthonyD profile page
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    In a post-code progress note by a cardiologist. "The etiology of patient's breast appears to be hypoxic in nature."

    Ummm... I think he meant "arrest." Freudian slip ya think??
    Christy1019 likes this.
  3. Visit  kittyvenven profile page
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    Quote from km rn
    As we were reviewing a chart on the Alzheimer's unit - this notation stood out:
    "resident very agitated - yelling profound statements" Profane yes - profound no ..I doubt he was yelling "To be or not to be....that is the question...."
    I'm dying!! Hahahahaha!!
    Christy1019 likes this.
  4. Visit  AcuteHD profile page
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    ER report stated "discussed plan of care with passerby" I hope that was an autocorrect error.
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  5. Visit  AnthonyD profile page
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    Not so much a blooper, but a very bad order. Nursing free-text order from a PA... "Please remind patient not to drink from his urinal."

    You can't make this stuff up.
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