Charting Bloopers - page 48

Found in the History and Physical section of a patient's chart who had experienced visual hallucinations while ill: "Patient vehemently denies any auditory, tactile, or old factory... Read More

  1. by   Jenni811
    I admitted a patient whose diagnosis was "Sick"
    ....hm?!? Really now??
  2. by   sairin8
    In a physicians notes: "Wound is healing well but a screw is loose." We're assuming he meant the metal ware, but you can never really tell

    My own notes (same day): Pt "Not initiating eating herself"
  3. by   finn55
    Quote from nurse-to-be1000
    Actually I just heard about this very way of giving karo syrup to a diabetic dog this morning on I believe Good Morning America or the Today show (relaxing due to being snowed in). The suggestion was to put the syrup in a syringe and squirt it between the dog's cheek and teeth so it would run down the back of his throat. However, I admit I do not have any animals so I don't have any first hand experience with this but I wouldn't want to try it.

    While working in a SNF, I had a truly delightful gentleman who was an insulin dependent diabetic. It was quite common for this guy's pre-breakfast blood sugar to be in the basement. He was not rousable for eating or drinking, (not uncommon for blood sugar to be around 30!) My method with him was to get a squeeze bottle of pancake syrup from dietary, squeeze some between his cheek and gums, and initiate a reflexive swallow. He'd respond quickly and then would willingly eat half a peanut butter sandwich. Being in a rural area, his Primary doc was a dork who wouldn't evaluate why this gentleman was so up-and-down. After multiple, multiple, MULTIPLE discussions with this doc, he finally agreed to a sliding scale. For all these bouncing blood sugars, the gentleman had no residual damage.
  4. by   NbHCA
    post-op patient woke up with complaint of 'smelling like diesel' pain meds reduced no longer smelling like diesel but would like it back?
    the patient was not confused at all at the time.
  5. by   BCgradnurse
    In chief complaint, "76 y.o. woman complaining of difficulty breeding"...... you think????
  6. by   rzookrn
    radiologist interpretation of an abd series... "funny looking cecum" I mean, really??! Maybe it caused him to chuckle...
  7. by   sairin8
    For a #: "Closed reduction internal fixation"
  8. by   Babs0512
    Ractated Lingers

    "No complaints this sh*t." (shift)
  9. by   talaxandra
    Quote from sairin8
    For a #: "Closed reduction internal fixation"
    That's quite a feat!
  10. by   sairin8
    Yep. As the M.O. reading it said, "Interesting". Admittedly, that seemed to be his favourite word, lol
  11. by   rainfallrx
    Quote from DoubleblessedRN
    I once picked up a pt from LTC who pulled out and damaged her PEG tube. The narrative area on the transfer sheet stated, "PEG tube busted. Please replace."
    I also once saw eurosepsis and hyperpotassemia written in a chart.

    What the??????? Lol.
  12. by   DixieRedHead
    I swear, absolutely swear: Red, blancheable area at top of butt crack.
  13. by   Not_A_Hat_Person
    Quote from DixieRedHead
    I swear, absolutely swear: Red, blancheable area at top of butt crack.
    Have you been reading my charting?!

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