Changing a lightbulb for women w/ chinhairs!

  1. Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
    house
    knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
    BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
    figured
    it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find
    the
    light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for
    the
    past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
    them
    2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
    light
    bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE
    THE
    WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES
    OUT
    THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
    OF
    GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEE! P THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD
    TAKE
    AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

    I'm sorry.... What was the question?
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  2. 13 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    A little vent there?
  4. by   jadednurse
    LOL jnette! No chinhairs yet, but my mom sent it to me (and SHE has chinhairs...so I guess I'm doomed) and I thought it was funny!
  5. by   night owl
    :chuckle Yep, That's about right jaded!:chuckle
  6. by   jnette
    I must admit, I DO change all the lightbulbs... and I did the last plumbing job, too ! And, yes, I take out ALL the trash.

    Ah well. At least it's WHEN I want it and HOW I want it. THAT alone is worth it ! Tsk, tsk, tsk....
  7. by   Rustyhammer
    Well, for one thing, the room wasn't that dark to begin with and SOONER OR LATER I'd have changed it if you would JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE and stop being so anal about everything.
    WHO KNEW it was even burned out??
    It probably only burned out NOW that you turned on the light.
    And I dont understand the big deal about changing the lightbulb anyway. Why not just use the OTHER LIGHT??
    Even if I HAD changed it, it wouldn't be to your standards would it??
    I might as well just let you change it so it's done right??
    Oh, and did I tell you how cute you are when you're riled up?
    :kiss

    -Russell
  8. by   jnette
    Originally posted by Rustyhammer
    Oh, and did I tell you how cute you are when you're riled up?
    :kiss

    -Russell
    Uh, Rusty... we're cute ALL the time !!!
  9. by   jadednurse
    Russell,
  10. by   canoehead
    Rusty you are such a sweetie- but you should still change your own lightbulbs, and pick up you socks, and put your dirty underwear in the hamper, or I swear, we will just leave it all in a big pile...and then where would you be?
  11. by   jnette
    Originally posted by canoehead
    Rusty you are such a sweetie- but you should still change your own lightbulbs, and pick up you socks, and put your dirty underwear in the hamper, or I swear, we will just leave it all in a big pile...and then where would you be?
    Tried that, Canoehead... didn't work. It was a game of seeing who would hold out the longest. He won. After two weeks I couldn't stand it anymore.. then had triple the work getting it all washed and cleaned up...

    Rusty's right.. maybe I should't be so anal and just step over the piles....
  12. by   nursedawn67
    Originally posted by jadednurse
    Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
    house
    knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is
    BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they
    figured
    it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find
    the
    light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for
    the
    past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find
    them
    2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID
    light
    bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE
    THE
    WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES
    OUT
    THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES
    OF
    GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEE! P THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD
    TAKE
    AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

    I'm sorry.... What was the question?
    Have you been to my house??? LOL :chuckle
  13. by   rebel_red
    Oh man the original was so hysterically true, and Rusty's response was right on cue! Diet coke all over the keyboard....again.


    Thanks for the laughs!
    Tres
  14. by   gwenith
    Brilliant response Rusty!!!

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