"Change" of life

A woman goes to the nurse practitioner and says, "Nurse, Nurse, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, dimes come out!" The nurse practitioner tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.

A week later the woman returns and says, "Nurse, Nurse, it's gotten worse! Every time I go to the bathroom, quarters come out!! What's wrong with me?" Again the nurse practitioner tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week.

Another week passes and the woman returns and yells, "Nurse, Nurse, I'm still
not getting better! Every time I go to the bathroom, half-dollars come out! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME?!!" The nurse practitioner says, "Relax, you're just going through the change!"


15 Days til Christmas!
-Dave