1. 3 Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" Selma, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" Morty yelled, "He says you were speeding!" The patrolman said, "May I see your license?" Selma turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?" Morty yelled, "He wants to see your license!" Selma gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you are from New York. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the most annoying woman I've ever met." Selma turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?" Morty yells, "He said he thinks he knows you!"
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  3. Visit  Hayz22 profile page
    Love it, very good
  4. Visit  classicdame profile page
    that is a real oldie. I mean at least 30 years. Still funny
  5. Visit  DragonPurr profile page
    So funny!
  6. Visit  schavis profile page
    that's hilarious
  7. Visit  jojo489 profile page
    Ahahaha. I love it.
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