> > COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
> > A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
> > opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
> > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
> seemed more amused.
> > When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to
> the driver and he had the man arrested.
> > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yrs. old)
> what he had to say for himself.
> > The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
> the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
> > She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
> > Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
> > "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
> > Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
> > "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
> > BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
> said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident...I just lost it."
> > "CASE DISMISSED"
Jul 6, '03
Woooooooot !!! Pretty darn clever !
Loved it !
Jul 6, '03
Jul 7, '03
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :roll :chuckle :roll
Jul 8, '03
What a hoot! LOVED IT!! :roll
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