Case of the Pregnant Lady

  1. > > COURT DOCKET 12659 - CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
    > >
    > > A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
    > > opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
    > >
    > > This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
    > seemed more amused.
    > >
    > > When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to
    > the driver and he had the man arrested.
    > >
    > > The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yrs. old)
    > what he had to say for himself.
    > >
    > > The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
    > the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
    > >
    > > She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
    > >
    > > Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
    > > "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
    > >
    > > Then she placed herself under a sign that said,
    > > "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
    > >
    > > BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
    > said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident...I just lost it."
    > >
    > > "CASE DISMISSED"
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  2. 4 Comments

  3. by   jnette
    Woooooooot !!! Pretty darn clever ! Loved it !
  4. by   ?burntout
    :chuckle
  5. by   nowplayingEDRN
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :roll :chuckle :roll
  6. by   rnnurse2be
    What a hoot! LOVED IT!! :roll

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