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Aug 24, 2009 03:32 PM

Bumper stickers you'd like to see...

by nerdtonurse?

You see them for everything, else, what about for our little section of the world?

*Schizophrenic dyslexic driver: my little voices told me to turn the wrong way.

*I have access to potassium, and you've got an IV. Do you really want to upset me?

*I love the smell of Haldol in the morning

*Thorazine: it's not just for breakfast anymore

*I'm sorry, we're out of morphine...oh, you're suddenly ready to go home?

*I'm sorry, I don't think hypodemerolemia is a valid diagnosis

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from sparketteinok

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Aug 24, 2009, 10:22 PM

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YES, stupid IS a diagnosis.

NO, I am NOT your pillow-fluffer, I am your nurse.

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from VivaLasViejas

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Aug 25, 2009, 01:49 PM

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And the ever-popular "Nurses: Here To Save Your A$$, Not Kiss It"

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from Boog'sGirl724

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Aug 25, 2009, 02:09 PM

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I saw this on a van the other day..."Stupid should hurt."

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Aug 27, 2009, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by VivaLasViejas

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And the ever-popular "Nurses: Here To Save Your A$$, Not Kiss It"

I swear if I could find a bumper sticker that said this, I would have in in a prominent place on my car !!!

from b2sai

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Aug 28, 2009, 02:41 AM

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I swear if I could find a bumper sticker that said this, I would have in in a prominent place on my car !!!

go ebay, they have lots of those

from sms1313

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Aug 31, 2009, 06:58 AM

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I always see these for nurses in general, but I'd love to see some for the specialties!

Psych nurses do it behind locked doors.
Psych nurses do it with patience.
Psych nurses do it with restraints.
Psych nurses do it with compassion.
Psych nurses do it with their mouth. (a little too dirty for a real bumper sticker if you ask me, but still funny!)
Psych nurses do it with their back to the wall and a clear path to the exit.

Hope these make you guys giggle too...I'd love to see some clever ones for other areas of nursing too. ; )

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from teeniebert

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Aug 31, 2009, 11:33 AM

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Psych nurses do it with their back to the wall and a clear path to the exit.

thanks for the caffeinated nasal lavage.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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from whomovedmycheese

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Sep 01, 2009, 12:32 AM

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I put this as a banner on my cell phone: UCME2P

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from erwigg

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Sep 02, 2009, 03:10 PM

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sportic brake checks at random

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