Bumper stickers you'd like to see...

[nerdtonurse?]

You see them for everything, else, what about for our little section of the world?

*Schizophrenic dyslexic driver: my little voices told me to turn the wrong way.

*I have access to potassium, and you've got an IV. Do you really want to upset me?

*I love the smell of Haldol in the morning

*Thorazine: it's not just for breakfast anymore

*I'm sorry, we're out of morphine...oh, you're suddenly ready to go home?

*I'm sorry, I don't think hypodemerolemia is a valid diagnosis

[nerdtonurse?, BSN, RN]

Cardiac nurses are all heart

Telemetry nurse: it's all about the squiggles....

[Not_A_Hat_Person, RN]

I saw this one yesterday "ER Nurse: pass me now, see me later."

[Moogie]

Colo-Rectal Nurses: Friends or Enemas?

(I actually have used that line when giving enemas to patients.)

And the snarky, non-nursing bumper sticker I'd like to have:

"Tailgate me and I'll flick a booger onto your windshield." I HATE tailgaters!!!!

[luvbug080688]

oh the psych nursing ones were too funny!

Be nice to me, I might be your nurse someday.

I'm a nurse, I am allowed to touch you there.

[NoDakRN]

Great posts everyone...keep em coming!!!

[midlife_nurse]

OR nurses do it while you're asleep.

Neurosurgery nurses do it in the dark, under the microscope.

[JBudd, MSN]

Yes, I'm a nurse. No, I don't enjoy touching you there.

[Zookeeper3]

Stupid people shouldn't reproduce

[nerdtonurse?, BSN, RN]

I have adenosine and you're a PITA. Think about it.

[emsboss]

:chuckle

I saw this one yesterday "ER Nurse: pass me now, see me later."

I actually have that one on my truck...:cool:

[Imafloat, BSN, RN]

Be nice to nurses, they keep doctors from killing you.

I saw one, the ladies hub must have been a cop, firefighter, or EMT. It said My husband's work number is 911.

[Circejane]

I just put one on my car that says:

"This car has better coverage than I do. Pass health care reform now!"