Bumper stickers you'd like to see...

I actually have a similar sticker on my car "Emergency Workers: Here to save your @$$, not kiss it!"

Love it!
Renal nurses do it without peeing (well, don't we all?)
ID nurses do it with precautions
ID nurses do it dressed up
Diabetes educators do it sweetly (although that kind of is the opposite)

I saw this one yesterday "ER Nurse: pass me now, see me later."

Colo-Rectal Nurses: Friends or Enemas?

(I actually have used that line when giving enemas to patients.)

And the snarky, non-nursing bumper sticker I'd like to have:

"Tailgate me and I'll flick a booger onto your windshield." I HATE tailgaters!!!!

oh the psych nursing ones were too funny!



Be nice to me, I might be your nurse someday.

I'm a nurse, I am allowed to touch you there.

Great posts everyone...keep em coming!!!

OR nurses do it while you're asleep.
Neurosurgery nurses do it in the dark, under the microscope.

Yes, I'm a nurse. No, I don't enjoy touching you there.

Stupid people shouldn't reproduce