Bumper Stickers-add your own

[sassynurse78]

I got these in my email and not heard some of them before. If anybody has anymore add yours, I love these things!:chuckle

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

The Earth Is Full --- Go Home

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Honk If Anything Falls Off

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.

[seen upside Down, On A Jeep]

Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.

Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!

[Caveman]

"Militant Agnostic....I don't know and neither do you."

[Furball]

I saw a great one the other day "you're driving a car not a phone booth"

[CseMgr1, ASN, RN]

:chuckle I saw this one on the back of a pickup the other day:

"Keep honking...I'm reloading".

[RNCENCCRNNREMTP]

My favorite...

Written in Braille...

"If you can read this, you're too close"

Takes some people a while.

[CraftyLPN]

* How can I miss you if you don't go away?

* God made us sisters. Prozac made us friends.

* My other car is a broom.

*Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

*I need someone real bad-Are you real bad?

*Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

*No hand signals---Driver on Viagra.

:roll :roll :roll

[Coldfoot]

"Fur is protested more than leather because it's easier to pick on rich old women than biker gangs."

"Eat moose, 10,000 wolves can't be wrong."

"I'm perfectly happy with my psycosis."

Not a bumper sticker but read on a Triage report in ER "Pt relates that he was recently started on new psych meds that have 'made the voices go away' and that he's 'not reday for that'"

[MyFunnyFace]

Saw this in the parking lot of the grocery store:

Proud parent of Inmate of the Month...

[RainbowzLPN, LPN]

Buckle Up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

Visualize Whirled Peas.

[TitaniaSidhe]

**sticker had all sorts of weird looking smilie faces ie: 1 eye, hand out of top of head, etc.** "Stop Inbreeding- Ban Country Music"

[itsme]

The cutest one I ever saw said " If youre gonna be a turd, go lay in the yard" and "As a matter of fact, I DO own the road"

[FullMoonMadness]

I live at a very popular beach area. The best sticker i have seen is "Don't honk at me...I KNOW where I am going"