Bumper Stickers-add your own

I got these in my email and not heard some of them before. If anybody has anymore add yours, I love these things!

If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer

If You Drink, Don't Park; Accidents Cause People.

If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better

My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger

You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

The Earth Is Full --- Go Home

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

Honk If Anything Falls Off

You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over.
[Seen upside Down, On A Jeep]

Ax Me 'bout Ebonics.

Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!