Bumper Stickers

  1. > > TOP 17 BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
    > > >
    > > > Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an butthole. *
    > > >
    > > > Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
    > > >
    > > > The proctologist called...they found your head.
    > > >
    > > > Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any
    film.
    > > >
    > > > Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
    > > >
    > > > Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
    > > >
    > > > I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
    > > >
    > > > WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
    > > >
    > > > Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be
    > > one.
    > > >
    > > > Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people
    >Everybody But Me."
    > > >
    > > > Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
    > > >
    > > > Then quit watching me.
    > > >
    > > > If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
    > > >
    > > > Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
    > > >
    > > > Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to
    > > be out by itself.
    > > >
    > > > Hang up and drive!!
    > > >
    > > >AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!
    > > >
    > > > Welcome to North America...NOW SPEAK ENGLISH !!!!!
    > > >
    *First one edited for inapropriate language.
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  2. 7 Comments

  3. by   JnJTyson
    I've bought a few t-shirts that have some wonderful sayings like that.

    Some may find them offensive...but I saw these on a website...I spent waaay too much money getting funny t-shirts..these are some of the favorite ones I saw on there...

    "Jesus loves you....in that outfit"
    "What would Jesus do....for a Klondike bar?"
    "By the time you've read this...you've already read it"
    "Plain clothes cop" <--my fav for going out to bars..lol
    "Ask me how I lost 6000 pounds"
    and my favorite one of all..which came in the mail a few weeks ago....
    "If you are close enough to read this....you now have SARS"

    OK...call me wierd...but they are all from one website...PM me or whatever if you'd like the address..they have some great shirts, and some are just well...ugh.
  4. by   CashewLPN
    um.... one of my faves says 'hey zeus'
    um.... what else...
    667- Neighbor to the beast
    Witches are Crafty people!
    God, please save me from your followers....

    gotta love the art of the bumper stickers
  5. by   Jinggoy
    Tsk, tsk, tsk....
  6. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Barbara...

    Those were unique and funny. So were the ones that JnJTyson posted. I think he should post the link to the website for the T-Shirts.
  7. by   jnette
    Originally posted by UntamedSpirit
    > > > > Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

    > > > Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

    > > > WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    > > > Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.


    LOVE these !!!
  8. by   nimbex
    My favorite from the local PTA;


    you don't see the army having a bake sale for new equiptment.
  9. by   nowplayingEDRN
    Hahahahahahaha!

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