Boudreaux's Babies

Way down in dat old swamp called Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time, and now the time had come.

So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said,

"Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you a son! Ain't dat grand!!"

Boudreaux got excited by this,
but just then the doctor spoke up and said,

"Hold on!! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a baby girl. he said,

"Hey, Boudreaux! You got a daughter! She's a pretty lil tang, too....Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this,
and then the doctor said,

"Hold on, we ain't still got done yet!"
The doctor then delivered another boy and said,

"Boudreaux, you just had yourself another boy!"

When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said,

"Mama, you remember dat night dat we ran out of Vaseline, and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?

She said, "Yeah I do."

Boudreaux said,
"Man, it's a dang good tang we didn't use no WD=40!!!